The Apollo Project
Liberal Ideas for the 21st Century
Monday, October 17, 2005
The Tory leadership, Little Britain style
by Jabez Clegg


How Tuesday afternoon might look.

Lou: "So here's your ballot paper... you've got four choices. Now, which one are you going to vote for?"

Andy: "That one!" [points to Fox's name]

L: "Liam Fox. Now are you sure?"

A: "Yeah."

L: "But you said his aggressive American-style conservatism would keep the party out of power for a generation. You said Ken Clarke was the man who could appeal to the public."

A: "Yeah I know."

L: "So who do you want to vote for?"

A: "That one!" [points to Fox again]

L: "All right then." [marks X against Fox. Wheels Andy out of the ballot box to a fourth general election defeat]

A: "I want Ken Clarke!"
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